FIFA World Cup 2014 in Brazil - A warning Message to all Wives & Girlfriends

June 7, 2014 - FIFA World Cup 2014 in Brazil - A warning Message to all Wives & Girlfriends


The world cup always ends up with a lot of families and relationships breaking apart, so here is the warning to all Wives & Girlfriends as we are heading towards the starting of the  FIFA World Cup 2014 in Brazil
 

Dear Sweethearts

The FiFa World Cup is close by. Let me give u a few rules that will preserve yo beauty.

1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all yo friends not to give birth or wed or die or whatever during the World Cup because we won't go.
3. You support the teams that i support.
4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them..
6. We can watch Telemundo provided actors and actresses Are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil.
7. U dont just pass in front of the TV if am watching soccer, u better crawl on the floor.
8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?
9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer.
10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is losing
11.There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks. Professionalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC.
12.If you miss the line up please don't ask, 'who is that guy?'
13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify, and there is a 5 hour difference between Brazil and Tanzania, so please no stupid questions.

Thank you,
GENTLEMAN'S ASSOCIATION.